“A man’s troubles can be measured by the number of keys in his pocket.” – David Plankers

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  • Amen. (19 keys and an 8 gig flash drive)

  • Yeah, substitute the flash drive for a Hitachi stainless steel bottle opener (best vendor gift ever) and I’m just about the same.

    I remember when my Dad said that he had just retired and got his key ring down to a house, truck, minivan, and cabin keys. Show off.

  • Shannon’s Corollary: “A woman’s blessings of friendship can be measured by the number of keys in her pockets.” I think I have keys to at least 7 of my friend’s houses on my keyring. :)

  • So true:

    petre@kobold:~ $ wc -l ~/.ssh/known_hosts
    1528 /home/petre/.ssh/known_hosts

    (I used to have more, but I clean them up from time to time)

  • Don’t forget about the number of batteries. Points if at some point they interact with they keys and change to shock him.


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