Second Coming of Jesus?

How do I know that it’s time for Apple to give birth to the 3G iPhone?

Because my officemate has started to refer to it as “the second coming of Jesus.”

I wrote the new phone a haiku:

Dear 3G iPhone
Wish you were here already
So people shut it.

Not that I’m tired of hearing about it. Nope.

I hear it will have infinite battery life. And it will read your mind. And it will have 1 TB of storage. And it will find your keys when you lose them. And it will feed your cats. I can has 3G iPhone.

Arggh.