Dear Wisconsin residents, these people who were supposed to represent your interested just sold you out to cable companies for $3,000 to $100,000+. Good job choosing your representatives, you idiots (mine opposed the legislation).
“Now all charged up with the spirit of scientific enquiry, we of course had to put an empty Budweiser bottle on the fire. We sat there watching to see if it would melt.” – one of my favorite things to do around a fire. Also great with aluminum cans.
“But at the last second, before I die, I’ll whip out a sticky plasma grenade — and throw it at them. Because I’ve run up so close, I almost always hit my opponent successfully. I’ll die — but he’ll die too.” Yeah, been doing this for years. Makes sense