Jeremy Zawodny posted “A Giraffe, an Elephant, and a Refrigerator“. Funny. My replies are:
1. Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
2. Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator. I’ve anticipated my animal storage needs properly and sized my refrigerator well.
3. If only one does not attend that implies the conference is being held in the refrigerator, given my answer to #2. My coworker Jon suggests it’s Mufasa that is not in attendance, as he is dead.
4. Though the crocodiles are attending the conference if the Lion King cannot keep them entertained it is likely they have left the conference and gone drinking. You may swim across but avoid any places that serve alcohol in the river.
Okay, you’re hired!