Second Coming of Jesus?
By Bob Plankers on Jun 4, 2008 in Featured, Outright Rant
How do I know that it’s time for Apple to give birth to the 3G iPhone?
Because my officemate has started to refer to it as “the second coming of Jesus.”
I wrote the new phone a haiku:
Dear 3G iPhone
Wish you were here already
So people shut it.
Not that I’m tired of hearing about it. Nope.
I hear it will have infinite battery life. And it will read your mind. And it will have 1 TB of storage. And it will find your keys when you lose them. And it will feed your cats. I can has 3G iPhone.
Arggh.
4 Comment(s)
By Ian on Jun 4, 2008 | Reply
Will it be able to lay golden eggs too? I really hope so.
By /dev/null on Jun 4, 2008 | Reply
You best keep it away from your crotch too.
By Matt Simmons on Jun 5, 2008 | Reply
By Matt Simmons on Jun 5, 2008 | Reply
Bah. You filter images
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2000/20000707h.jpg