Knowing Your Surroundings
(heard at the theater during a rehearsal) “Why’d you put your bottle in the trough?” asks the director. “Keepin’ it cold,” replies the actor, smugly. I’m in character. “You mean ‘wet’ — that water is really warm.” No you aren’t. “Huh?” “It’s a trough, in the sun, in Oklahoma, in summer.” He walks away. “Huh.” It’s hard to be in character when you have no idea where your character is.