"Eating is now a major moral issue in America, and whatever choice you make is wrong." Yeah, couldn't have said it better. And you know what? Eating healthy most of the time is the plan we all should be on, but life isn't worth living if you can't have the tasty-but-totally-unhealthy stuff once in a while. Like a McDonalds cheeseburger, a Taco Bell ten-pack of crunchy tacos, washed down with a can of beer, or bacon in all its salty goodness. And sure, soda is terrible for you (diet soda even more), but a root beer float once in a while isn't going to kill you. In fact, if it makes you happier that's probably a health win on its own.