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"All I want in life sometimes is for AT&T to say, 'Sarah, you have accumulated so many unused minutes and texts that your next bill is free, since we realize ‘rollover’ means nothing to you. Have a nice day.' Me, too. My phone bill looks surprisingly like hers. I hate talking on the phone.
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LOL.
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"Class AA hydrants (>1500gpm) should have their nozzle caps and bonnet colored light blue." I knew the new paint on the hydrant outside my house was related to flow, but I didn't realize how much. 1500 GPM is a lot.
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"Molded results vary depending on child's age and level of skill." DUH. (hat tip to Raymond Chen & his blog, Old New Thing)
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"You got 30 minutes" — nice English, Dominos marketing idiots. If only my most favorite pizza place in the world, Mama's Pizza in St. Paul, could deliver to Madison…
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"Taylor is now in a new relationship with a man she met in the online roleplaying game World of Warcraft." So many comments, so little time.
