LOL, going to a dump to shoot rats is pretty good. That and Kit Lange’s story about the guy and the coffee shop. Wanting a quickie after being an hour late and penniless? After an hour I’d be too embarrassed to show up. They do make great stories, though.
Guess I should steer clear of those filesystem guys… :-) Just kidding. And mail order brides. Not kidding so much there. Glad this is over so we can get on with our lives.