You Know It's Been A Long Day When…

“Dude, there should be a WOOT SMTP command,” my colleague Dave IMs me.

We’d been trying to diagnose why the world’s worst SMTP client doesn’t work with our SMTP server.

“Oh, totally. Like instead of HELO,” I reply.

“WOOT lonesysadmin.net”

“250 mail.server.com Hello lonesysadmin.net [127.0.0.1] Pleased to be 0//n3d by j00”