Idiot Trunking

Idiot Trunking: mashing idiots together in parallel to add idiocy.

Idiot Multiplexing: mashing idiots together in a perpendicular fashion to improve, um, their arrangement.

It’s one of those days again. 🙂 Props to Jon for helping me define these, and Derick for the song suggestion.

The lineup for Coachella looks completely freaking awesome. I’m thinking that this might be the year I’m going to grow a set and go. In the meantime, though, the theme song for the day is the Dead Milkmen, singing “Takin’ Retards to the Zoo.”