The Lone Sysadmin presents the Virtualization Excuse Generator

The vExcuse you should use is:

Application admin doing performance testing.


Should go without saying that your mileage may vary if you actually try using any of these.
Suggestions for new excuses? Email them to excuses@lonesysadmin.net with "EXCUSES" in the subject."
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