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“A man’s troubles can be measured by the number of keys in his pocket.” – David Plankers

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By Matt Simmons on Mar 10, 2009 | Reply

Amen. (19 keys and an 8 gig flash drive)
By Bob Plankers on Mar 10, 2009 | Reply

Yeah, substitute the flash drive for a Hitachi stainless steel bottle opener (best vendor gift ever) and I’m just about the same.

I remember when my Dad said that he had just retired and got his key ring down to a house, truck, minivan, and cabin keys. Show off.
By Shannon on Mar 10, 2009 | Reply

Shannon’s Corollary: “A woman’s blessings of friendship can be measured by the number of keys in her pockets.” I think I have keys to at least 7 of my friend’s houses on my keyring. :)
By rpetre on Mar 10, 2009 | Reply

So true:

petre@kobold:~ $ wc -l ~/.ssh/known_hosts
1528 /home/petre/.ssh/known_hosts

(I used to have more, but I clean them up from time to time)
By just jon on Mar 13, 2009 | Reply

Don’t forget about the number of batteries. Points if at some point they interact with they keys and change to shock him.

jon